HYPNOTIZED The Lyrics


MORE SONGS ABOUT CHOCOLATE AND GIRLS

It`s not that urgent wanting some attention Our teenage dreams are surely worth a mention Cos here`s more songs about chocolate and girls It`s not so easy but it will be heard A lot less time but a lot more care So here`s more songs about chocolate and girls So down the pints and cancel all other engagements It`s never too late to enjoy dumb entertainment Cos here`s more songs about chocolate and girls It`s not so easy but it will be heard A lot less time but a lot more care So here`s more songs about chocolate and girls Boys will be boys and they`ve done all they can do So just let`s dance and the rest is up to you

THERE GOES NORMAN

Oh watch a man There goes Norman He`ll get you if he can There goes Norman He`s always hiding in the dark Be sure to wander past the park at night Oh what a surprise There goes Norman He`ll poke out your eyes There goes Norman he never let`s himself be heard Too busy running after girls at night There goes Norman There goes Norman Mother tell me what can I do The girls are laughing they`re very cruel Don`t worry Norman your time`ll come And you can mean them and bring them home He`s out to night There goes Norman He`ll slain tonight There goes Norman meanwhile the cops are on the heat Cos Norman`s waiting in the street tonight There goes Norman There goes Norman

HYPNOTISED

I was out on own My friends weren`t there Just about to go home When you made me stare I fell into a trance Just watching you dance My world just stopped when I saw your eyes on me H-Y-P I`m hypnotised H-Y-P I`m hypnotised H-Y-P People look at me Standing by my self But I only can see You and no one else I was still in a trance Still watching you dance My world just stopped when I saw your eyes on me H-Y-P I`m hypnotised H-Y-P I`m hypnotised H-Y-P Now the dancing just stopped And the doors are open But I`m still on the spot Your spell isn`t broken I`m still in a trance Even though you won`t dance My world just stopped when I saw your eyes on me H-Y-P I`m hypnotised H-Y-P I`m hypnotised H-Y-P

SEE THAT GIRL

I wake up screaming in the middle of something wrong I`m always waiting for a taxi just to take me back home It really doesn`t make much difference Everything I say makes no sense I`m happy just as long as I can see that girl Bop a dad a da a da So boys will be boys when they haven`t got nothing to do You`re flawed I`m bored naive we haven`t a clue It really doesn`t make much difference Everything I say makes no sense I`m happy just as long as I can see that girl Bop a dad a da a da I wake up screaming in the middle of something wrong

WHIZZ KIDS

A financial romance Got what you wanted took your chance So here we go again These whizz kids will never end Never Never They sit alone We`re together With lots of your own Nether Nether Second to none Whizz kids Whizz kids Whizz kids Whizz kids So now you`ve reached the top Sweet success is all you`ve got Well holidays don`t last long Enjoy it now before it`s gone Never Never They sit alone We`re together With lots of your own Nether Nether Second to none Whizz kids Whizz kids Whizz kids Whizz kids

UNDER THE BOARDWALK

When the suns comes up And melts the tar up on the roofs And your shoes get so hot You wish your tired feet were fireproof Under the boardwalk Down by the sea On a blanket with my baby is where I`ll be Under the boardwalk Out of the sun Under the boardwalk We`ll be having some fun Under the boardwalk People walking about Under the boardwalk We`ll be falling in love Under the boardwalk Boardwalk In the park you hear The happy sound of the carousels We can almost taste the hotdogs French fries they sell Under the boardwalk Out of the sun Under the boardwalk We`ll be having some fun Under the boardwalk People walking about Under the boardwalk We`ll be falling in love Under the boardwalk Boardwalk

THE WAY GIRLS TALK

I`ve never kissed a girl before Too shy to go outside the door Ah who cares what right I want to know what they`re doing to night Can`t listen to the way girls talk Can`t listen to the way girls talk Can`t listen to the way girls talk Talk Have you seen the way she looks at him I don`t believe the state they`re in Ah we don`t have time To fun of what we can fight Can`t listen to the way girls talk Can`t listen to the way girls talk Can`t listen to the way girls talk Talk The boys said shout The boys said shout The boys said shout The boys said shout I hear she`s going steady is she alright I see she`s got some other date tonight Ah who cares what wrong We always seem to hurt someone Can`t listen to the way girls talk Can`t listen to the way girls talk Can`t listen to the way girls talk Talk

HARD LUCK

Hey hey hey You come up to me Saying that you can see Whilst your in a hole Your useless Say you`re not a friend Drives you round the bend Everything you does Is success Haven`t you been told You will soon be old Bet your life will now With a charm set Hard luck But you got what you wanted Hard luck But you got what you wanted of me Hard luck But you got what you wanted Hard luck But you got what you wanted of me Hard luck Hard luck He`s been working hard He can run a car Only catching girls That he knows He gets out quite late You lie on thill late Lying in your bed Reading Beanos If you weren`t like him You may not have been A song between The sucking Venos Hard luck But you got what you wanted Hard luck But you got what you wanted of me Hard luck But you got what you wanted Hard luck But you got what you wanted of me Hard luck Hard luck Hey hey hey Hard luck But you got what you wanted Hard luck But you got what you wanted of me Hard luck But you got what you wanted Hard luck But you got what you wanted of me Hard luck Hard luck

MY PERFECT COUSIN

Now I`ve got a cousin called Kevin He`s sure to go to heaven Always spotless clean and neat The smoothest you can get them He`s got a fur lined sheepskin jacket My ma said they cost a packet She won`t even let me explain That me and Kevin were just not the same Oh my perfect cousin What I like to do he doesn`t He`s his family`s private joy His mothers little golden boy He`s gotta degree in economics Maths - physics and bionics He thinks that I`m a cabbage Cos I hate university challenge Even at the age of ten Smart boy Kevin was a smart boy then He always beat me at Subbuteo Cos he flicked the kick And I didn`t know Oh my perfect cousin What I like to do he doesn`t He`s his family`s private joy His mothers little golden boy His mother bought him a synthesizer Got the Human League into advise her Now he`s making lots of noise Playing along with the art school boys Girls try to attract his attention But what a shame it`s in vain total rejection He will never be left on the shelf Cos Kevin he`s in love with himself Oh my perfect cousin What I like to do he doesn`t He`s his family`s private joy His mothers little golden boy

BOYS WILL BE BOYS

Boys John`s gone he`s left on a bus Will be boys In a hurry he`s forgotten about us Boys Even Billy`s getting confused Will be boys He`s got the girl now he`s nothing to loose Oh Boy Boys It`s all over and never again Will be boys To be a confrontation like there was just then Boys One girl in the neighbourhood Will be boys Two boys and one`s no good Oh Boy Boys Will be boys Boys I wanna dance I wanna dance with you Will be boys Take you home and kiss you to Boys Go steady and show you around Will be boys Maybe tomorrow we can go downtown Oh Boy Boys This time is my first time to Will be boys I never thought it with a girl like you Boys It`s not what I expected but I don`t care Will be boys It`s a genuine teenage love affair Oh Boy Boys Will be boys

TEARPROOF

She`s a girl in a million And does what a million girls do Every so slightly Finger tipped tightly to Tearproof Tearproof First in the phone book Who looks such nice girl now Magazine madness Guaranteed to show you how Tearproof Tearproof What ever you fancy A borderline case took down An American hostess Don`t take a chance to be around Tearproof Tearproof

WEDNESDAY WEEK

Here she comes to say good night I`ll get no sleep tonight With a constant vision she still can see She was the girl for me Wednesday week She loved me Wednesday week Never happened at all There she goes I want to see her again She`s gone to school with her best friend She only does the things she likes to do Now she wants something new Wednesday week She loved me Wednesday week Never happened at all Here she comes to say good night I`ll get no sleep tonight With a constant vision she still can see She was the girl for me Wednesday week She loved me Wednesday week Never happened at all

NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN

One day in the week`s enough Nine times out of ten What can you do when your stuck in love Nine times out of ten Nine times out of ten Nine times out of ten Sometimes I can`t always be alright Nine times out of ten Sometimes it stays stuck all night Nine times out of ten Nine times out of ten Nine times out of ten

GIRLS THAT DON`T TALK

Caroline`s dancing Catina`s at home You get up every morning Taking lessons on the phone Girls that don`t talk Girls that don`t talk Girls that don`t talk Girls that don`t talk Sandra`s at school It`s another late night She comes home quiet Cos her mummy`s up tight Girls that don`t talk Girls that don`t talk Girls that don`t talk Girls that don`t talk Girls that don`t talk Still can`t see When they come home from work And waste their toungues on me

WHAT`S WITH TERRY

We begin the sad tale when Terry was young When Enid Blyton proved lots of fun But his vision didn`t dim his adventurous nights He read the Secret Seven under artificial lights Oh dear what`s with Terry Oh dear it`s not right The local girls are not so pretty But they all look the same through Terry`s sight Then came the day Terry always did dread Christmas had come a present lay on his bed A Johnny 7 or a cuddly toy No harm them glasses fit for a boy Oh dear what`s with Terry Oh dear it`s not right The local girls are not so pretty But they all look the same through Terry`s sight Wearing glasses never became the craze So the years they passed in a hazy daze Even at matches he`d shout and roar Pretending he`d seen another George Best goal Being Joe 90 has proved a success But he`s no Clark Gable never the less They found the answer to this classic case It wasn`t the glasses it`s his horrible face Oh dear what`s with Terry Oh dear it`s not right The local girls are not so pretty But they all look the same through Terry`s sight

YOU`VE GOT MY NUMBER (WHY DON`T YOU USE IT)

You`ve got my number Why don`t you use it You know my name You won`t abuse it If you wanna wanna wanna wanna Wanna have someone to talk to I`ll pick you up In my car Take you home It`s not far If you wanna wanna wanna wanna Wanna have someone to talk to Do it do it do it do it Why don`t you ring my number Why don`t you ring my number now Let`s say goodbye I couldn`t stand it You`ve got my number Why don`t you use it

HARD LUCK (AGAIN)

Hey hey hey Hard luck Hard luck Hard luck Hard luck

LET`S TALK ABOUT GIRLS

You want to know why I lost you You want to know what`s wrong with you But nothing`s wrong girl you`ll feel so tough Just lying here for me and that ain`t enough I`ve got to love them all day not just a few Got to love those pretty girls is what I`ve got to do Oh yeah Let`s talk about girls I said yeah Let`s talk about girls Girls that beg for more See the pretty girls they`re just walking by Turns me on when she gives me the eye There goes another looking so fine I won`t be happy till I`ve make her mine I`ve got to love them all day not just a few Got to love those pretty girls is what I`ve got to do Let`s talk about women

I TOLD YOU SO

I wake up in the morning I`ve been looking for a bed Somebody told me You`ve been sleeping in too late I told you so I told you so I told you so I told you so Now it`s too late to stop I told you so I`ve been taking this trouble Just to set my mind at ease A man comes in crawling Won`t you please please please I told you so I told you so I told you so I told you so Now it`s too late to stop I told you so I never did expect To have to carry so much weight But the photographs are ready You`re twenty minutes late I told you so I told you so I told you so I told you so Now it`s too late to stop I told you so

I DON`T WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN

I don`t wanna see you again I don`t wanna see you again You said you don`t know how It`s too late now I don`t wanna see you again I don`t wanna see you again You said you don`t know how It`s too late now I don`t wanna see you again I don`t wanna see you again You said you don`t know how You`re such a stupid cow